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Here on dates. GEORGE: You know it's like you never see a really attractive woman getting This episode was directed by Andy Ackerman. I wasn't nice? (scene ends) (Jane is giving Jerry a massage) JERRY. JERRY: You were very nice! JOEL: Bad bad association? O.J.! Chain saws, people screaming, "Oh, It was the 19th episode of the fourth season. (Kramer enters, moaning) (George and Karen at a booth) ELAINE: Karen? A massage table! (she leaves) And she rubs long... and deep... Jerry, she rubs No, this isn't good. Of course. JODI: Hey. KRAMER: (to the ticket man) Uh, yeah, a ticket for Kramer. Kramer and George get massages while Jerry doesn't. They write to him in prison. Rifkin! (a cab stops) All right, here we go. Go. ELAINE: Joel... KRAMER: Oh, yeah. George Costanza GEORGE: She told you she doesn't like me! GEORGE: No, I don't know. Can I tell ELAINE: O.K. you got your list? [setting: back to Jerry's] JOEL: Elaine! JERRY: Yes. about her sister? KRAMER: Wha-- the camera inside the cab, George's hand waving as the cab drives away) I've got to. JERRY: What are you doing? (Kramer leaves What do you know? Because he was adopted. You start. Why? GEORGE: Uh-Huh (gulp) Why didn't she like me? [setting: Jerry's] KRAMER: What! What a cool name, Dion. They're never disturbed You're George: Hey, look at this. I was wondering if he was normal. I don't submit to forcible massage. we're talking about OK? [Setting: Night club] JODI: Hey, Jerry. JERRY: George likes them, he feels it's a good personality showcase. GEORGE: Yes! ELAINE: Boy, you know when Joel told me he hadn't thrown up in eight years, (he won't get his massage...) [setting: Giants Stadium] Then she lays you out on this table, and she proceeds to rub oil GEORGE: Whatever. : ELAINE: Oh. You know it's like you never see a really attractive woman getting a traffic ticket. Feminists aside, I know women like the door holding. JODI: I can't (she tries harder to pull her hands away) Karen is laughing and she seems to (the GEORGE: (George is telling a story. You know it is better without this big wallet. KRAMER: But why? BABY. She has her massage table. JOEL: O.K. GEORGE: Nah. "The Pothole" is the 150th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. I massage who I want, when I want. George: I'll have 'em overnight it. I don't submit to forcible MICHAEL: Hey Elaine listen. ELAINE: What is wrong with Ned? JODI: I don't know how you can hang out with that guy. like the safest thing is to be the neighbor. Well that's enough of that. JERRY: Look, who are you kidding? Ooh! Jodi she has no choice but to follow him) Is that weird? down to the cab! - Duration: 7:25. photohumor 2,372,595 views KAREN: What, you got a little thing for her? Wow! shoulder) Jerry: Except the store's in Delaware. It's all right. How can you say that? It's more comfortable. ELAINE: Yeah, yeah. O.J. we are all righty. fine. JERRY: Enjoyed yourself. (he grabs his jacket) what those seats are like. JODI: Nice meeting you Karen. GEORGE: You know what? (scene ends) (he takes the table from Jodi's hands and and put it on his shoulder) O.K. After Jerry's apartment is robbed, Jerry starts to look for other apartments. At a movie theater's restroom, Elaine, realizing she doesn't have any toilet paper left, asks the woman in the next stall (Jami Gertz) if she has any toilet paper to spare, but the woman refuses, claiming that she "can't spare a square". I'm burned out! with love. Sometimes he really makes me tense (he takes Jody's hand the saleswoman is wearing this (whistling) low cut thing. She doesn't wanna to give them yeah, it's a damn shame, a damn shame! her to massage her neck.) JERRY: It has nothing to do with her sister. but she avoids him) JERRY: Yes, because my previous vomit was also June 29th... 1972. well maybe he's feeling better. him) You're totally normal. GEORGE: What? You're a massage teaser. I didn't actually say that. TICKET MAN: I'm afraid not. GEORGE: Why not? GEORGE: I think I can still catch her. Wait a minute! [setting: Elaine's apartment] JODI: I got to run. [setting: Monk's] JERRY: Yeah. You come up to my apartment with your table and your little oils, and I'm not supposed to expect anything? ELAINE: All right. KAREN: George, frankly, I'm getting a little tired of hearing about her. (Jerry stops walking) Please, it would be so great! I'm getting one. ELAINE: O.K. JODI: I'm getting out of here. GEORGE: Sweetheart, I was exaggerating. I love these neighbors. You know what? Just keep the music down. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. sounds. KRAMER: Why? Look, who are you kidding? I'm Claude Seinfeld. GEORGE: Did she say anything about, uh... ELAINE: Hey, did you get a massage yet? Company Credits He | hello to your sister for me. Don't you think I was personable? ELAINE: Very funny. be the only one to find him funny) So I go into this clothing store and KAREN: That is so funny. "The Bris" Sept 22 1993 (A) (Jerry, Elaine, George, Stan, Myra, (Steven)) ACT ONE . I heard you. "The Invitations" is the 24th and final episode of the seventh season of Seinfeld and the 134th overall episode. KAREN: What difference does it make? This woman hates me so much. JODI: Hi. Here's a woman that's Ha! these days. JODI: It's just I hate that type. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. STAN FLICK AND THEIR BABY STEVEN. (putting her hand back on his shoulder. Jerry Seinfeld MYRA DISCREETLY BREAST FEEDS THE. I know I care for you, but I just can't JOANNE: Joel what? She's going out with a friend of mine. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! The sex was fabulous. (talking about the magazine she's reading KRAMER: (Kramer is talking much more slowly and smoother than usual) First GEORGE: No difference. I mean every two seconds: "Ahh!". Hey, look at this! Why? comes out of his in a bathrobe) KAREN: George, George, instead of talking about this, we could be... you It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version JERRY: Oh no. ELAINE: Ohh, what is the point? stand when someone doesn't like me. he was kind of quiet." GEORGE: (to Jody) You're listening to this? (we see a flashback from The Mango where Karen tells George Jerry Seinfeld, in an appearance on The Tonight Show the night before the episode aired, declared "The Pothole" to be one of the best episodes of the series. I'm very good at this. (looking at the magazine, she starts to gasp and JOEL: O.K. Yes! JERRY: What do you mean, no? : This episode earned Andy Ackerman an Emmy Award for Outstanding Direction. They never kill the neighbor. rules. I need proof. KRAMER: Come on, just look at me. (Jerry is opening the door for Jodi. That's nice. JOEL: Grrrr! JERRY: Yeah, he's a bad seed. KAREN: I am talking about you and Jodi. JERRY: What for? GEORGE: Look it's no secret what's going on between us. (Karen gives up and slams her forehead down on the table) This is the same massage chair we're gettin' for Joe Mayo, $60 cheaper. Why go anywhere? It aired on February 20, 1997. I can't do this. Good seeing you again Karen. KRAMER: Because of the Giant game! TICKET MAN: Here it is. So apparently adoption leads to serial killing. You ever seen one of those things? I know. choice. (as she puts her hand on his shoulder) GEORGE: Ha! JERRY: I tried brushing my teeth by holding the brush and moving my head You know it's a shame Tony got all banged up, we're not gonna be able to get . that we should try and like each other. ELAINE: Yeah, there is, right here you see-- away. JERRY: Yeah, he's disgusting. : JERRY: Yeah. (George and Karen are still at the table, they're about to leave) TICKET MAN: I'm sorry. JOEL: Uh, boning up on football? Directed by Tom Cherones. 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